Thursday, July 1, 2010


Well, I just saw one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life by far.  Jordan is babysitting two little boys at our house who are 3 and 5.  We had the dogs outside when they arrived because our dogs are psycho- not violent but loud and in your face which tends to scare little kids.  So the kids went into the basement and we closed the door to it and let the dogs inside upstairs.  Well, a few minutes later the older boy wanted to get a drink so he and Jordan came up the stairs and as you can guess Ada instantly sprinted over to the him and was barking and jumping in his face.  He SCREAMED and bolted and I grabbed Ada and dragged her outside, and while I was doing so I heard him give a blood curdling scream and saw him sprinting around the kitchen in circles while yelping and crying with a look of utmost terror on his face.  I was a little confused as I was dragging Ada AWAY from him and then I realized that the real source of terror was Napoleon (our morbidly obese pug) trotting along very happily and excitedly behind him trying desperately to sniff and lick him.  This little boy has never been so scared in his life I'm sure of it.  I started to die of laughter and then tried to stop so as to not hurt his feelings, I put Napoleon out with Ada and walked back in where Jordan was comforting this boy, wondering where my mom was, since she had been in the room when it had all started.  I found my mom HIDING in the pantry doubled over with tears in her eyes from laughing so hard- can't even remember the last time I saw her laugh THAT hard- and I lost it too.  The poor little confused boy was still out in the kitchen with Jordan as my mom and I stayed hidden- not very well- and utterly unable to control ourselves at his expense.  Sorry little boy.

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